Welcome to week three. In week one I launched myself, week two we did orientation and now I get to develop characters…
Should you haven’t been studying my visitor spots these previous couple of weeks, right here’s an replace: I’ve Peyronie’s illness, it’s not deadly, however it may critically have an effect on my avenue cred. It’s an ongoing situation that causes all types of nasty issues to occur to its proprietor’s penis. Mine is simply starting to seem like a boomerang. At the very least it can come again subsequent time I toss it away. Sorry, crude humour helps me vent. This week is all about questions.
I bought my Urology appointment by means of just a few days in the past and my head is stuffed with what may occur. Speaking about it ought to get issues straight in my head… (insert your individual joke right here). My appointment is within the morning however I’ve to maintain the afternoon free ‘In case additional investigation is required’. See what I imply about questions! What does that imply, additional investigation?! I’m already sure that I’ll spend more often than not half undressed, the flawed half. Perhaps even in a type of tasteful robes that opens on the again. I would even must have an injection to ‘instigate tumescence’ as one web site put it. Anyway, my concern is popping out as offended ranting. I’m not going loopy. I’ve chosen to get this factor fastened so I should bounce by means of just a few hoops on the best way.
I don’t know precisely what’s going to occur after I see the Urologist. I’m conflicted as a result of, on one hand, I need loads to occur in order that I can transfer ahead to, most certainly, surgical procedure. And I additionally need to stroll in absolutely dressed and the guide to weigh me up, squint quizzically but knowledgeably at my crotch. Tick a field, signal it possibly and declare me cured.
However the legal guidelines of time and movement apply, so I if I need to get again on the straight and slender I should do that one step at a time and a few of these steps will probably be uncomfortable. It’s good to know that you’re on the market supporting me and laughing with me (largely).
Your homework task this week is to hearken to ‘I need be straight’ by Ian Dury & the Blockheads. Genius.